audience - axelea

[cyclists]

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[leaberator]

[ HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT AXEL'S!!! ]

They're catnaps.

[cyclists]

[TELL HIM ANYWAY??]

Minato wants to turn me into a cat. Maybe I should tell him to talk to you instead.

[leaberator]

[ BOLD OF YOU TO BELIEVE AXEL WOULD EVER TELL ROXAS HIS PROBLEMS ]

You too? He tried to convince me I should wear cat ears the other day.

[cyclists]

[THIS IS WHY AXEL IS A BAD PARENT.

But uh. Hm. Give him a second before he holds out a hand and materializes a gray cat ear headband.]

Yeah. Me too.

[leaberator]

[


he stars to laugh because minato didn't get that far with him at all ]

You know that means you gotta put it on once you can, right?

[cyclists]

No way! [He will because he told Minato he would but shh.] They didn't stay on the hood anyway, so who knows when that'll be?

[leaberator]

Eventually! C'mon, you really gonna let Minato down like that? He went through all the trouble of making them for you and everything.

[cyclists]

[..he's going to try and put them on Axel instead to prove his point why he's resisting being a cat.]

[leaberator]

[ first of all, he's w a y taller, so he's just going to put a hand on roxas's face to keep him down and away out of reach

second of all: ]

Nope! No regifting! You're being rude, there.

[cyclists]

[Hey!! I hope this means Axel just stuck his hand into the dark void of his hood and is now squishing his face with his palm.]

It's not regifting and Minato doesn't have to know! It's called sharing!

[leaberator]

[ that's exactly what it means. it looks weird but axel won't let that stop him. ]

It's not sharing if you don't even wear it in the first place!

[cyclists]

I tried them on once already, that counts! [The other hand is swatting at Axel's hand? Then who the hell is holding the ice cream now. Oh well.]

[leaberator]

[ it's sitting nicely on the floor this is fine ]

Nope! You gotta wear 'em fully when you can, no ifs or buts about it.

[cyclists]

[He puffs out his cheeks somewhere under his hood.]

...tell Minato he's gotta make you a set, too. Otherwise no deal.

[leaberator]

[ he lets go of Roxas's face once it seems he has given up. ]

To be honest, I'm pretty sure he was already doing it anyway.

[cyclists]

Then I'll just have to make sure he actually does it.

[leaberator]

[ no axel was hoping he'd forget!!! ]

What are you gonna do, bother him until he does it?

[cyclists]

Yes? He owes me dinner anyway.

[leaberator]

[ hm ]

... You sure you should let him cook you dinner?

[cyclists]

He already made me try the blood tofu...[It was disgusting.]

[leaberator]

Isn't that all the more reason to not eat the rest of his food?

[cyclists]

Maybe? But we're kind of friends, and I think he's sort of lonely. [It's the Sora part of him that wants to make a connection even at the risk of ingesting terrible cooking.] If it's that bad, I can make my own food.

[leaberator]

[ he can't even concentrate on how nice a sentiment that is because he has to deal with something more important: ]

You can? [ wait ] You mean conjure it up, right?

[cyclists]

Yeah. [Lmao nobody taught him how to cook are you kidding. He can make sandwiches though so that's. Nice.] I think people really think I have magic food-creating powers instead of being able to create anything.

[leaberator]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Absolutely no one in this place can cook except the guy who likes to shove swords in your face.

[ maybe some others but like. this is why they are all starving, he guesses ]