audience - axelea

[cyclists]

Comments

[leaberator]

[ hm ]

... You sure you should let him cook you dinner?

[cyclists]

He already made me try the blood tofu...[It was disgusting.]

[leaberator]

Isn't that all the more reason to not eat the rest of his food?

[cyclists]

Maybe? But we're kind of friends, and I think he's sort of lonely. [It's the Sora part of him that wants to make a connection even at the risk of ingesting terrible cooking.] If it's that bad, I can make my own food.

[leaberator]

[ he can't even concentrate on how nice a sentiment that is because he has to deal with something more important: ]

You can? [ wait ] You mean conjure it up, right?

[cyclists]

Yeah. [Lmao nobody taught him how to cook are you kidding. He can make sandwiches though so that's. Nice.] I think people really think I have magic food-creating powers instead of being able to create anything.

[leaberator]

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Absolutely no one in this place can cook except the guy who likes to shove swords in your face.

[ maybe some others but like. this is why they are all starving, he guesses ]

[cyclists]

Nana could. [So that. Sucks.] She was going to try opening a café here. But if it's just Ookurikara then...[Bad.]

[leaberator]

[ wow he's real bad at dodging the nana subject. sucks to be axel ]

Well... cooking's not that hard. Maybe some people'll pick up the slack?

[cyclists]

We're going to be here for a while, so hopefully. Otherwise you guys are kind of stuck. [Please don't die of starvation...]

...if it's not that hard, are you cooking for people?

[leaberator]

[ ha ha ha ha ]

They're probably better off without that.

[ he can cook for himself if he wants to and that's what matters ]

[cyclists]

...as long as he's actually feeding everybody then maybe it's fine.

[leaberator]

He said he was used to feeding like, over seventy people every day.

[ axel is still impressed by that ]

[cyclists]

That's a lot...[Yes thanks Roxas.] Tsuru said there were a lot at the citadel, but I didn't think he meant that many. How do you even feed that many people?

[How do you even KNOW that many people???]

[leaberator]

The same way chefs in restaurants do it, probably?

[ how would he know ]

You make it in bulk.

[cyclists]

[...fair.]

I think summoning it is way easier. I'll keep it.

[leaberator]

If I could have that power, I'd keep it too. Now that's useful, and it'd save us a lot on munny.

[cyclists]

It's definitely the one power I'm going to miss about this place. But that's probably it.

[leaberator]

It's pretty much the only new power you got.

[ he does not count taking people's powers away as one because it is. limited to these new fake added on powers ]

[cyclists]

It still counts. [...] Still trying to get ice cream to work right though. I've been getting other flavors but when I try it's either too sweet or too salty.

[leaberator]

[ roxas is scrooge mcduck confirmed ]

What, you trying to tell me you don't got the components memorized?

[cyclists]

Like you do?

[leaberator]

Sure. It's part vanilla, part salt.

[ there's OTHER PARTS, AXEL ]

[cyclists]

Since when is vanilla blue? And how does it stay together if it's all liquid and salt? [This is bad parenting.]

[leaberator]

You know the ice cream is dyed, right? The ocean's not blue either.

[ does roxas know that, axel, what have you WROUGHT ]