audience: tsurumaru

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[okay but it's funny to watch tsuru get really close to just turning his head entirely sideways for a kiss

and mikazuki will gently cup his face to straighten it up to a proper angle and lean forward so he can kiss his forehead instead

chipperly:]

I did.

[preowned]

Explain the mouth.

[ he could have worded that differently

his expression goes soft a moment at the forehead kiss, but it immediately goes back to to that intense focused "i am on a MISSION" mode ]

[cyclists]

I only possess a guess - after all it is not as though I have experienced the mouth myself before.

[they really need to

find another way to talk about this]

[preowned]

Show me the mouth.

[ please stop talking like this ]

[cyclists]

What a demanding crane. Were you not the one who said that you were to look after me?

[oh well, mikazuki unfortunately thinks it's funny and cute.

which is why he'll just reach out to let his hand guide to the back of tsurumaru's head to help keep him in place as he leans forward to press their lips together again and

he's not sure if he's doing this right

but his tongue will dart out to lick at tsuru's lips as if only just now nudging them to open

humans are so strange? objectively speaking?]

[preowned]

[ oh

well, he wouldn't have thought of that. good thing he likes surprises.

tsuru will take that as his hint that this is when you open your mouth? so he'll do that, even if he's laughing as it happens. ]

[cyclists]

[they're so entertained by this and it's horrifying

but mikazuki is rather fond of tsurumaru's laugh, and even if he has to pull away for a moment to manage a laugh of his own that can't quite be contained, he'll lean in again to lick into tsurumaru's mouth






it's weird

but not horrible

he's mostly curious about tsurumaru's reaction]

[preowned]

[ it makes him laugh again. he's so horribly charmed by this, because it's silly and strange and new and, mostly, he's doing it with mikazuki.

tsuru isn't entirely sure what he's supposed to be doing though, so there is now an

experimental

tongue pat? his tongue pats jiji's. like a high five, if you will, but with tongues. ]

[cyclists]

[reading this is so godawful i can't believe it

but mikazuki will honestly be a little surprised by that, and the chances of him being able to keep enough of a straight face to continue kissing tsurumaru is. none. just none. he pulls back and ends up laughing]

I do not know if we are completing this task properly.

[he doesn't sound like he minds]

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I may need to look further into it...

[ he's going to try to reach over to grab 50 shades

it's difficult because he's also not moving away from mikazuki so it's just him straining his arm in an attempt to reach this book. ]

[cyclists]

[this is

so stupid

but mikazuki will just watch and wait because he's a shitty shitty grandpa

will he ever get tired of watching tsuru (no)]

[preowned]

[ you useless twunk

his fingers will eventually graze the book, and he'll yank it towards them. tsuru then starts flipping through it, just... casually looking through porn, because this is what their lives are like now.

he skips everything concerning genitals until he finds a kissing scene. it's fine. ]

Hm...

[cyclists]

[please think about the fact that someone cursed us with this fate by giving grandpa a dirty novel

anyway mikazuki will just pull tsurumaru close to him at that, because why not, and how else is he meant to look over his shoulder in order to follow where he's reading

tsurumaru might end up in his lap]

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[ i hate this

unfortunately, he leans back against him, lifting the book up slightly so that mikazuki will have a better view of it. ]

It would be better if there were clearer instructions.

[ this isn't a fuckin manual ]

[cyclists]

[that's fine, mikazuki thinks this is rather decently comfortable. it's easier for them both to read this way, and it's not the worst thing in the world to have tsurumaru close. in truth, he thinks that's perhaps the most sincerely romantic thing that he's actually felt during all this

but he's just an old man.]

I do not know if this book was written with the intention of being a guide.

[preowned]

Humans are aroused by curious things.

[ please stop kinkshaming

but he sighs, turning just slightly so that he can glance up at mikazuki. ]

But I guess they do have some good ideas.

[cyclists]

Do you suppose?

[there's just another brief laugh before mikazuki will bring his hand up to tsurumaru's face again, letting the back of his fingers caress tsurumaru's cheek]

Such as?

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They make delicious candy!

[ he opens his mouth again

he's waiting ]

[cyclists]

[oh

well mikazuki is going to pause at that and

suddenly there will be a piece of rice paper candy in between his fingers

that he'll just place on tsuru's tongue]

There you are.

[preowned]

[ he closes his mouth


did mikazuki move his fingers or are they currently in tsuru's mouth ]

[cyclists]

[please stop with the fingers in mouths content

but he was probably just pulling his hand back when tsurumaru was closing his mouth so his lips caught jiji's fingertips on the way out

that's the compromise]

[preowned]

[ unfortunately, he just thinks that's funny

even more unfortunately, tsuru licks the tip of his fingers before opening his mouth so that they can be free again. ]

Thanks for the candy.

[cyclists]

[PLEASE STOP WITH THE FINGERS IN MOUTHS CONTENT]

... you're welcome.

[but mikazuki will only lean in to kiss the corner of tsurumaru's mouth before seeming to conjure up a tissue to press his fingertips again because he's a nobility sword at the end of the day]

[preowned]

[ dgksdgjskgjsd

he starts laughing again, because this is really funny and it just gets funnier



he also starts to choke on the candy because he started laughing but it's fine he likes surprises ]

[cyclists]

[sdlkfjflkj

mikazuki will gently pat his back like that will actually do anything]

There, there.