but mikazuki will honestly be a little surprised by that, and the chances of him being able to keep enough of a straight face to continue kissing tsurumaru is. none. just none. he pulls back and ends up laughing]
I do not know if we are completing this task properly.
his fingers will eventually graze the book, and he'll yank it towards them. tsuru then starts flipping through it, just... casually looking through porn, because this is what their lives are like now.
he skips everything concerning genitals until he finds a kissing scene. it's fine. ]
[please think about the fact that someone cursed us with this fate by giving grandpa a dirty novel
anyway mikazuki will just pull tsurumaru close to him at that, because why not, and how else is he meant to look over his shoulder in order to follow where he's reading
[that's fine, mikazuki thinks this is rather decently comfortable. it's easier for them both to read this way, and it's not the worst thing in the world to have tsurumaru close. in truth, he thinks that's perhaps the most sincerely romantic thing that he's actually felt during all this
but he's just an old man.]
I do not know if this book was written with the intention of being a guide.
[there's just another brief laugh before mikazuki will bring his hand up to tsurumaru's face again, letting the back of his fingers caress tsurumaru's cheek]
[but mikazuki will only lean in to kiss the corner of tsurumaru's mouth before seeming to conjure up a tissue to press his fingertips again because he's a nobility sword at the end of the day]
[that is incredibly unfortunate because mikazuki is actually decently comfortable like this? it's kind of having a blanket over his lap like the old man that he absolutely is
but he will just reach a hand up to where the gardenia is still sitting tucked behind tsurumaru's ear]
Oh? Do you believe I am failing to meet expectations?
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but mikazuki will honestly be a little surprised by that, and the chances of him being able to keep enough of a straight face to continue kissing tsurumaru is. none. just none. he pulls back and ends up laughing]
I do not know if we are completing this task properly.
[he doesn't sound like he minds]
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[ he's going to try to reach over to grab 50 shades
it's difficult because he's also not moving away from mikazuki so it's just him straining his arm in an attempt to reach this book. ]
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so stupid
but mikazuki will just watch and wait because he's a shitty shitty grandpa
will he ever get tired of watching tsuru (no)]
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his fingers will eventually graze the book, and he'll yank it towards them. tsuru then starts flipping through it, just... casually looking through porn, because this is what their lives are like now.
he skips everything concerning genitals until he finds a kissing scene. it's fine. ]
Hm...
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anyway mikazuki will just pull tsurumaru close to him at that, because why not, and how else is he meant to look over his shoulder in order to follow where he's reading
tsurumaru might end up in his lap]
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unfortunately, he leans back against him, lifting the book up slightly so that mikazuki will have a better view of it. ]
It would be better if there were clearer instructions.
[ this isn't a fuckin manual ]
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but he's just an old man.]
I do not know if this book was written with the intention of being a guide.
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[ please stop kinkshaming
but he sighs, turning just slightly so that he can glance up at mikazuki. ]
But I guess they do have some good ideas.
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[there's just another brief laugh before mikazuki will bring his hand up to tsurumaru's face again, letting the back of his fingers caress tsurumaru's cheek]
Such as?
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[ he opens his mouth again
he's waiting ]
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well mikazuki is going to pause at that and
suddenly there will be a piece of rice paper candy in between his fingers
that he'll just place on tsuru's tongue]
There you are.
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did mikazuki move his fingers or are they currently in tsuru's mouth ]
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but he was probably just pulling his hand back when tsurumaru was closing his mouth so his lips caught jiji's fingertips on the way out
that's the compromise]
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even more unfortunately, tsuru licks the tip of his fingers before opening his mouth so that they can be free again. ]
Thanks for the candy.
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... you're welcome.
[but mikazuki will only lean in to kiss the corner of tsurumaru's mouth before seeming to conjure up a tissue to press his fingertips again because he's a nobility sword at the end of the day]
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he starts laughing again, because this is really funny and it just gets funnier
he also starts to choke on the candy because he started laughing but it's fine he likes surprises ]
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mikazuki will gently pat his back like that will actually do anything]
There, there.
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but it's. fine. he manages to get it out of his throat. and then he's going to just, VERY UNFORTUNATELY, actually settle onto his lap. ]
Just because I already died doesn't mean you can be lax in helping me.
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but he will just reach a hand up to where the gardenia is still sitting tucked behind tsurumaru's ear]
Oh? Do you believe I am failing to meet expectations?
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[ tsuru taps his chin, like he's seriously considering the question. ]
Do you think you're doing well?
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[he skips his chores and tries to get other people to do them for him
and just as often as he's treated nicely by default, he also gives out hints of what he'd like to receive
so he's
A LIAR]
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[ he doesn't sound like he believes him
that's because he doesn't.
still, tsuru will reopen the book. he's studying porn again. ]
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[he'll say his name too
but there's a smile in his voice as he settles his head against tsurumaru's because it's comfortable
this is fine]
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and then they spend the rest of the time until mikazuki is called away to an audience reading porn together ig. this is fine. ]