audience - axelea

[cyclists]

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[leaberator]

One hundred percent bamboozled. Now you've agreed to help me out without me even asking for help.

[cyclists]

Ah. How deceitful you are.

[well they don't sound that bothered either for some reason]

But friends are meant to help one another, aren't they?

You always have my aid if you desire it.

[leaberator]

... Yeah. They are. Thanks. That goes for you too, y'know?

[ but he points at lune after going all dork soft ]

An' next time, I'm gonna have a flower that doesn't have a weird double-meaning. Got it memorized?

[cyclists]

No? I rather enjoyed the game.

It was amusing to think that you might be shy to approach me. I haven't had that reaction from someone in some time.

[leaberator]

Hey, I didn't say I wouldn't keep sending ya flowers. Just that I'd do some more research first.

[ all of this just flies a million miles over his head ]

But I'm not shy. C'mon, you've met me.

[ stares at the camera like i'm on the office ]

[cyclists]

[there's another laugh]

I wonder what I am to do with all these flowers... They would have quite an interesting conversation all together, you know?

They might have quite a bit to say about you in particular.

[leaberator]

[ a second of genuine concern: ]

Wait, do these flowers talk?

[ thIS ISN'T WONDERLAND, AXEL ]

[cyclists]

[without missing a damn beat]

Indeed. They have a great number of secrets to share if you listen closely.

[leaberator]

I kinda feel like I shouldn't be picking talking flowers.

[cyclists]

They're rather happy to be chosen, I imagine. What is the purpose of beauty if not to catch the eye of a well-intentioned heart?

[leaberator]

[ ....... okay. ]

You didn't mean literally, didja.

[cyclists]

[ 😌 ]

It would be quite fun if I did.

[leaberator]

[ this is? bullying? ]

There are worlds with talking flowers, you know.

[cyclists]

[yea it is]

Ahaha, you are quite well-traveled. How impressive.

[leaberator]

[ why does line always have to go straight for compliments....... ]

Is it? It was just part of the job.

[cyclists]

[(lune voice) kindness is only knowing your opponent]

Even so, you must carry a number of experiences with you. Perhaps with that in mind, I should not be surprised that you are able to carry yourself so well.

[leaberator]

[ LUNE PLEASE HE IS SOFTLY DYING ]

And here I've been told my posture's all over the place.

[ he is grasping at straws to turn this into a joke here ]

[cyclists]

[yea it's wonderful

lune will just glance over to axel then and

laugh quietly to themselves before taking a nice sip of their tea]

Ah, my heart is always lighter after I speak with you.

[they have a great time bullying him is what they mean]

[leaberator]

[ hhhhh ]

Thanks, I try.

[cyclists]

[a slightly fuller laugh at that]

You succeed.

I can only hope to return the favor one day.

[leaberator]

I'll be sure to go to ya if I need to be cheered up.

[ he says, with a dead child partner, ]

[cyclists]

I will hold you to that, you know.

[next time axelea is gloomy watch lune just appear if axelea doesn't go to them first]

[leaberator]

[ please it'd be so funny ]

I swear you'll be the first I go to when I'm feeling all doom and gloom.

[ he's absolutely not being serious ]

[cyclists]

Hm... What is the remedy for such 'doom and gloom'?

[they repeat the word as if they're not sure if they're using it right]

Tea and sweets?

[leaberator]

[ I've been reminded there was tea this whole thread so please pretend axel drank some of it. he considers Lune's suggestion for a second ]

... Actually, yeah, as far as remedies go, that's not a bad one.