audience - axelea

[cyclists]

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[cyclists]

You're gonna be too heavy to drag! You can sleep when we get to wherever we're going.

[leaberator]

[ he cackles ]

Too heavy? Work on those muscles! What kinda Keyblade wielder are you, if you can't even carry me places?

[cyclists]

You're way bigger than a Keyblade! That's different! [Axel rude!!] And you're really tall.

[leaberator]

You've got two!

[ are two keyblades as tall as axel. probably not. ]

I keep telling you guys, it's not that I'm really tall, it's that you're all really short.

[ but he is really tall too. ]

[cyclists]

And you're bigger than both of them combined. You're taller than most of the people here, too. [Just gently pointing that out.] Does that mean they're all really short?

[leaberator]

Yeah. Everyone but Shess is freakishly tiny.

[cyclists]

[He just. Pushes at him.] Shut up. [He doesn't sound mad, but still rude??]

[leaberator]

[ he cackles and pushes down at roxas ]

It's not your fault. Maybe you'll get a growth spurt one day.

[cyclists]

[UGH why are you his fav???]

You could at least sound like you believe that. [Somewhere in the distance, Wednesday and Roxi are probably flinging sand everywhere and still running back and forth with the paper airplane.]

[leaberator]

I'll believe it when I see it. [ but you know what, he's going to throw roxas a bone. ] To be honest, I was older than you when I got mine. Isa used to be taller than me.

[ by like. an inch or two, but. ]

[cyclists]

Seriously? [He's trying to picture that..but there's a grin which means whatever he's picturing is probably funnier than what the truth might be. Can replica bodies even grow? Who knows.]

Then we still have time to surpass you. [Let him Dream.]

[leaberator]

[ if they can't vexen needs to make better bodies, bitch ]

Surpass me? How tall do you even wanna be?

[cyclists]

If I can't be taller than you, then at least taller than Sora. [He looks a little too pleased by that idea.]

[leaberator]

Say the real one: taller than Riku.

[cyclists]

[He can't even deny that, given his face clouds over and he pouts.]

Taller than Riku would be perfect. [Riku still sucks, text it.]

[leaberator]

[ he's laughing ]

It'd show him a thing or two.

[cyclists]

Just watch, it'll happen! As soon as we get back...he got an unfair advantage anyway.

[Y'know. Darkness and all that. Is that how it worked? It's convenient for Roxas to blame.]

[leaberator]

An unfair advantage? [ he's laughing ] Like what, being older?

[cyclists]

And other stuff! He's not that much older.

[leaberator]

So what's the other stuff, then?

[cyclists]

He's just a cheater, that's all.

[leaberator]

Every time with that.

[ he shakes his head because maybe darkness makes people tall. who knows. ]

Either way, I guess you're not technically out of the running yet.

[cyclists]

That's because it's true, nobody can say otherwise. Eventually he's gonna have to stop growing, too, and then I can be taller than him.

[leaberator]

Yeah, yeah, you'll show him up in all possible ways.

[ he's trying SO HARD not to laugh. roxas's petty grudges are so funny when they're not directed at him ]

[cyclists]

Thanks for your support. [He can SEE YOU TRYING NOT TO LAUGH, AXEL.] ...he's gotten better but he still never actually apologized, so.

[Petty grudges it is.]