audience: tsurumaru

[cyclists]

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[preowned]

They have a lot of worries, so it helps to just play around.

[ he's very attached to his teenage girls and bird and horse. although, the dynamic here is probably going to change soon, considering so many people will be arriving tomorrow...

he thinks about lili, and how just recently he had told mikazuki that he was hoping she'd be one of the people to reach the end. ]

We have to find ways to entertain ourselves here.

[cyclists]

Hm... I suppose you do have a number of locations that you might be able to visit now that they've been cleared of corruption - perhaps they will only grow livelier?

[it sure as shit is going to grow livelier, but probably not in a completely peaceful way]

Do let me know if I can provide anything else to help your entertainment.

[mikazuki is probably even worse at saying no to tsuru than usual now]

[preowned]

You could always spar with me.

[ he hasn't let this go, jiji

but he leans in to give him a short kiss on the lips. ]

I did with Hisoka before... it was simultaneously fun and frustrating.

[ he does not mention that he attempted to actually stab the clown ]

[cyclists]

I suppose I could.

[he makes no move to get up or reach for his sword]

That is the common review of him, both as a sparring partner and as a person, I believe.

He is always rather fun to watch, if nothing else.

[jiji genuinely has no problem with the clown? it's bad?]

[preowned]

It was kind of like flirtation, I think.

[ which he didn't quite place at the time of the fight but after looking back on it...

well. hisoka is an odd one, but unfortunately tsuru has doesn't have any problems with the clown. ]

[cyclists]

[there is just

a nod and a laugh]

Yes, that is familiar with what I know of him.

[can you believe they swerved talking about emotions so hard they're just discussing hisoka now]

[preowned]

[ god i hate this a lot

but he presses another kiss to his lips. ]

I think I flirted back on accident.

[ HE SOUNDS LIKE HE

THINKS THIS IS HILARIOUS??? LIKE GENUINELY FUNNY ]

[cyclists]

[he'll take the kiss thanks

but also

i hate that mikazuki also thinks? this is genuinely funny??? what the fuck??]

Oh my - did he enjoy it?

[preowned]

I think so. He was very excited.

[ which is BAD but tsuru still just

thinks this is funny. ]

[cyclists]

[they really do think that this is hilarious]

Ahaha, what a funny mix up.

[why are they so terrible

this is like when takasen kept shooting the ot3 in the face]

[preowned]

[ please don't compare sasuke to hisoka like that

but he laughs, and then leans forward again to give him another kiss. they kiss too much i hate this. ]

You should drink your tea before it gets too cold.

[ it's tsuru's fault that he isn't ]

[cyclists]

[they absolutely kiss too much but it's fine? mikazuki will simply continue to bring tsurumaru closer so he can come into his lap where it's probably more comfortable]

So I will - thank you for your consideration.

[as they continue to dodge talking about feelings at all]

[preowned]

[ tsuru on his lap isn't drinking tea you bitch

but he'll easily move with him ]

... mm. I did say I'll take care of you.

[cyclists]

[no but once he's on his lap he can more easily reach for his tea?

and he'll be drinking it]

So you did - and you are providing an excellent service.

[preowned]

[ there's a lot that he should probably say right now

but instead tsurumaru just settles against him. ]

Make sure you leave a good word for me then.

[cyclists]

[that makes mikazuki laugh]

Oh? With who?

Your master?

[preowned]

You may decide on who.

[ i was going to have proper bracket text but i originally wrote the who and my phone kept fucking capitalizing it I DIDNT MEAN THE BAND YOU STUPID AUTOCORRECT AAAA ]

[cyclists]

[rip franch]

Hm...

Perhaps Ookurikara.

[why]

[preowned]

Why.

[cyclists]

It may be amusing?

[he's

such a shitty grandpa]

[preowned]

If you choke on your tea I won't help you, Lune-chan.

[cyclists]

Will you not, Tsurumaru-chan?

[and mikazuki will just lean their heads closer]

And what will you do if something were to happen to me?

[preowned]

[ his hand moves to hook into the fabric of mikazuki's clothes ]

I'll get to wear your hood. It'll look nice on me.

[cyclists]

That would be quite amusing.

[i hate that he'd totally allow it if he could]

You would have to answer audiences on my behalf.

Though you would need to spin a tale for those who have already seen my face.

[preowned]

[ tsuru pretending to be lune sounds like the funniest bullshit possible ]

Something something universe.