audience: shess

[cyclists]

Comments

[nonbelligerent]

Someone thought Hisoka and I had sexual tension between us?

[so this is basically lune's fault??]

[cyclists]

[WHY IS IT LUNE'S FAULT]

Perhaps so. Do you not?

[lune doesn't know a damn thing about romance, my guy]

[nonbelligerent]

While Hisoka apparently feels some sort of attraction, it is very much not mutual.

[cyclists]

Ah... unrequited affections.

[sad?]

I did not expect you of all people to attract interpersonal drama, my friend.

[nonbelligerent]

I don't think that's what this is.

Who did it and how?

[cyclists]

[lune is very ready to answer

super ready

but there's unfortunately that muffled response from underneath the hood]

... it would appear as though it is not my place to say.

Do you find it so troubling to dream of another?

[nonbelligerent]

I don't appreciate having my mind messed with.

[cyclists]

Understandably so.

[considering shess' amnesia problems but,]

At the very least, it appears rather mild. Perhaps in another context, it may be romantic to dream of another.

[nonbelligerent]

Informing me that you'd like to ruin me is not a seduction move I respond to.

[he's not a masochist?]

[cyclists]

No?

[lune sounds sO CONFUSED]

Hmm... Perhaps it is a human tendency.

I still have much to learn...

[hey why is this conversation bad]

[nonbelligerent]

[this conversation is terrible]

Is that romantic for you?

[cyclists]

I do not think so, but I also suppose I have not tried.

[please

don't make me type these things]

However I was recently given a book of human-produced fiction that seemed rather enamored with the concept.

[who gave lune erotica]

[nonbelligerent]

[he's not going to touch the subject of lune reading erotica]

While I cannot speak for Hisoka, please keep in mind I'm not human.

[cyclists]

[thank god for shess]

Certainly, certainly.

Then what is it that you find romantic, Shess?

[nonbelligerent]

Not trying to provoke me into killing you.

[cyclists]

[and lune just finds that funny enough to laugh - though they'll try to politely bring up their hand to cover their mouth to muffle it. a bit late, of course.]

I apologize, I apologize.

Even so, it seems trouble has been quite happy to find you.

[nonbelligerent]

I don't particularly understand why.

[cyclists]

Neither can I - but I have faith that you will be able to persevere through it.

Even if I cannot do anything to further explain or interfere, let me know if you can think of another way for me to assist.

[nonbelligerent]

Tell the person responsible for this to speak with me?

[cyclists]

[there is a soft hum in thought]

If I find a way to be in contact with them this week, I will try to offer the suggestion.

[nonbelligerent]

Tell me it isn't the work of a role, at least.

[cyclists]

I cannot imagine what purpose such a role would serve...

[nonbelligerent]

There are probably some people who'd enjoy inflicting dreams on others.

[cyclists]

There are quite a variety of personalities present.

[though lune can't really say much more than that]

I would rather dream of flowers.

[nonbelligerent]

I, again, would rather not be forced to dream of anything.