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[cyclists]

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Hello punks. It's time for murder!

We've been shitposting away in the Discord, but things sure can get lost. Feel free to introduce yourself in this post here, tell us a little bit about the character that you're bringing, and provide your contact information! While we'll be utilizing Discord for a lot of things, you're still free to link your plurks if you'll be using them to announce availability for Private Conversations and the like!

HOPE Y'ALL ARE READY TO DIE, BECAUSE WE SURE ARE.

Comments

[nonbelligerent]

Hello, I'm January, bringing in Shess from Kubera!

He hails from a pseudo-demon species that has a penchant for war, might makes right, cannibalism, slaughtering humans and/or blowing up planets when in a bad mood, among other things, but uh. Thankfully none of that applies to Shess! He likes humans, would rather play with flowers than kill someone (unless they try to kill him first, in which case all bets are off), tends to take care of/nag/adopt people, and is generally a polite and tolerant guy (gestures to the rest of his aforementioned species) if a little shit at times. Basically, the sane mediator in a sea of people with no chill.

He's effectively mute because he has no vocal chords that let him make conventional noise, so he'll be communicating through his tablet with fortunately a better TTS system than Discord.

also yes he's a furry, sighs

You can add me over at my murdergame plurk lampyris or reach me at farant#4098! Looking forward to playing with all of you. ♥

[papawolf]

o/\o fellow mute

[nonbelligerent]

o/\o

[leaberator]

if his tablet breaks he can borrow axel's phone

[nonbelligerent]

thanks axel you're a pal

[leaberator]

though the text to speech of the gummiphone is probably voiced by chipmunks because they made the phone. so. don't break your tablet

[nonbelligerent]

HE'LL DO HIS BEST NOT TO why did chipmunks make a phone

[leaberator]

disney

[nonbelligerent]

that's fair ig

[forefall]

pink little shits are the best

but i'm curious what kind of noises does he make?

[nonbelligerent]

said ara, the expert on pink little shits

basically none! his species speak in a way that is not explained in canon but functionally seems to be similar to like some kind of public telepathy but is not actual telepathy

idk

[tothemaxwell]

is he a braincell

he is isnt he

thank god

[nonbelligerent]

yes which i hate

[tothemaxwell]

whew that means i don't have to get up on time!!!