TL;CR

[cyclists]

TL;CR MEME

1. Comment with your character.
2. Receive comments from others.
3. Reply to their comments with long ballads and explanations of your characters' relationship throughout the game.
4. Endure everyone else reading your comment like the vultures they are.

Comments

futabatab

[alitaba]

[omegathree]

hey hey you you

[alitaba]

UGH I WISH THEY HAD MORE CR but Futaba thinks he’s great? They speak the same lingo and it was honestly so refreshing to let loose and not have to stop every so often trying to translate her own words into smaller sentences. YOU’RE A TRUE PAL, VAL.

And then they got talking!! And Futaba sees her future in him and outside of the slightly weird obsession with sardines, she might have found a new person to be when she grows up?? This is terrible. Anyways, they’re comrades now so no matter what happens, they’ll always have that!! The rulers of both the human world and the demon world. This in no way will ever go terribly.

[whitewalls]

for tsooroo

[alitaba]

RAD DAD. I’m sad they never threaded that out but in my heart, Futaba presented him with that cup within the last week or so. She’s so thankful she had his soothing presence there when she entered the graveyard, half terrified out of her mind. And then he ended up being a fellow chaotic being and as the stories go, she fell in platonic dokis.

She just? Admires him so much???? As someone who’s been here nearly as long as she is and not losing his goddamn marbles in fretting about the others and the fact that he was there for almost everyone when they showed up as well? What a good influence on tiny gremlins.

That’s not even getting into all the shit he let her ‘explain’ and went with it. Do you know how nice it was to have someone want to actually play with her without any expectations??? He’s honestly probably is one of the legit few to actually have done so outside of Akiren. He just let her be her absolutely weirdest self and rolled with it and she’s honestly just so grateful. WHAT A GOOD CRANE DAD.


she's also

so happy

the books helped

you're welcome xoxo

[compendiem]

endgame with minato and futaba blasting off across the sky on a skateboard with a rocket launcher strapped to the back of it and shooting coffee cookies at everybody's faces

[alitaba]

MINATOOOO.

Futaba adores her protag senpai a lot?? Ever since their first interaction, she’s Known that he’s from her universe or at least something adjacent given how no one else would blink about Dr. Salt.

She’s so glad it was him that had purified her corruption because even if she wasn’t in the drivers seat particularly, she didn’t want to actually die a death she would have eventually remembered. The puzzle and minato trying is best is honestly what kept her from breaking down in the gy and not getting back up. Thanks Minato.

That being said, she’s SO EXHAUSTED by him and his clown lmfsgfd. Her stranger danger senses have been like NO BAD this entire time and he kept smacking into him like a moth to a lightblub and she’s just been internally screaming this entire time. aND THEN HE’S JUST LIKE AKIRA AND HIS 50 GIRLFRIENDS UNTIL THEY ALL MEET UP AND MURDERED HIM IN COLD BLOOD AND lbr he’d deserve every minute of that.

gosh. But, she’s glad that he just has a ridiculous sense of weird like she does and just rolls with her shitpost-y self and says ‘yeah, sure why not’. It’s like having Akiren by her side and honestly, she felt like she could probably take on the corruption in some form and win. the power of protags!!!

she’s also. gonna be so upset when she goes home and digs into SEES’s servers and finds all sorts of things she shouldn’t be getting her nose into. rip ig. but also hold on tight minato, she’s staging a break out.

[unfriendliest]

hey

[alitaba]

no

[unfriendliest]

BEEGUN

[alitaba]

Cookiekara!!!!

We’ve actually spoken about it a lot which is why i had to hum and haw about it a lot lmf.

Anyways, Futaba adores this Ahou so much to the point that I’d rather her not? It’s legit a poking him until she gets burned and then goes right back to it situation and i hate that a lot. But at the same time, she’s reminded so much of Sojiro right down to that asshole grumpy nature and the way he was secretly gooey to small creatures and unfed gremlins.

Of course with her having died so early, i thought cr would end there but thanks to Tsuru being ‘Kara-bou is the best!’ and her disaster with the tweets, their social link just kept rolling.

It honestly does really help that he’s pretty on the eyes.

And then there’s her fandom shipper heart who is like, yes good I need the drama tv in my life and Kara + Lili were clearly there to prove. But then she got attached and just really wanted them both to be happy which is how she ended up just yelling in frustration at him on their return trip which, to this day will always be funny.

AND HE KEPT SURVIVING??? So her survivor lms cheering kept going AND THEN SHE GOT IT RIGHT AT THE END WHICH NGL FILLS HER WITH SMUG PRIDE but she really wishes he didn’t have to but understood why he needed to. It’s just awful all the way around tho. Ugh. But she appreciates his nature for not faltering all the way to the end and legit fireballing a path home for them. Thanks Kara.



and she’s absolutely gonna come meet micchan and make questionable noises about hanamaru swords and be adopted by tantous so haha, s u f f e r.

[quailvering]

NEET ALLIANCE

[alitaba]

NEET SQUAD. GOSH FUTABA ADORES HER BURB FRIEND SO MUCH??? Sure, they were just comrades in arms at first but every since their discussion about friends Futaba has looked at him and gone ‘mine now’. She’s fully prepared to kidnap him home with him if he’s fine with it because what the fuck @ everyone.

It’ll be real awkward if he show up in not birb sizes but that’s a future her problem ig.

Anyways, she sees so much of herself in him and just wants him to find happiness like she eventually did too even (if it came through blackmail and extortion). as one does. Of course, she’s also super excited to have someone new to play games with but that’s to be expected.