cyclists | audience : saix

[ what's a joke, saix has never heard of it in his life ]

They'd assume it was poisoned.

[ which may be fair ]

You could take a bite of it first in front of them as a demonstration of good will if they appear doubtful.

I doubt they'd want to eat bitten fruit.

[ also eating an apple would make saix look even more like an asshole ]

At the very least, they will know you did not try to poison them.

I suppose.

[ but who would want to eat fruit saix bit... ]

Edited 2019-06-23 04:16 (UTC)