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TL;CR
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1. Comment with your character.
2. Receive comments from others.
3. Reply to their comments with long ballads and explanations of your characters' relationship throughout the game.
4. Endure everyone else reading your comment like the vultures they are.
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teej made me
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hisoka has zero attachments, but shirasu gave him a real good time, so thanks bby. this entire stupid game was fun for him just because shirasu was here. so anyway, he thought it'd be interesting to help shirasu kill the bird even though the bird did NOT give him a good fight like he expected. but it's fine.
it was funny to him how worried shirasu was about four, so he decided to help to see how stupid the trial would be.
at the novas start, he made a deal with emma that each week, one of them would write the note and one of them would pick who it goes to and they happened to check four and found out she had a role. during their murder week. :') so emma picked north and hisoka sent "IV" to try to help shirasu's framing plan, wondering if north would speak up about it if she hadn't already had other info.
HE TIRED TO HELP YOU BRO. which cracked me up bc i couldn't say anything and then when axel pulled his bullshit and you were like EXCUSE ME SHIRASU WILL BE SO MAD and i was SO CONFUSED. i lost my whole ass.
these two were real (bad) good. the one person who was the anti-hisoka was shirasu because he gave hisoka back the sassy, petty teasing when he tried to do his stupid shit. i loved it. he had way too much fun trying to get on shirasu's nerves and being sneaky with him. he might have been a little sad he couldn't see shirasu at the trial after he died bc he was too busy being dead. he was rooting for shirasu to live so they could keep doing their dumb shit.
but then he was also p happy with shirasu being shoved in the gy bc aside from fighting tsuru it was SO. BORING. THERE WERE SO MANY GOODS and not enough bads.
also, i like that both of them had similar ideas about controlling the darkness but didn't really tell each other. i was going to have hisoka try to contact the darkness while living, but died too soon to try so he had plans to get it to maybe settle in him so he could try to manipulate it to make him stronger. RIP.
ANYWAY IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S HOPING SHIRASU IS GOING TO COME TO HXH WORLD OR ANYTHING but he thinks shirasu has the potential to be a good nen user and he really wants to fight him using w/e bullshit nen i'm forcing you to come up with for him if he ends up going.
sorry, shirasu, you have a shitty clown who kind of fancies you. oh also, hisoka would definitely bang him even if shirasu tried to conditional him with begging, so whether they are shrodinger's fuck or not is now in your hands teej. good luck.
p.s. the fact shirasu could get a bit more sleep by snoozing by him is cute and gay but the clown is ugly and dumb so i can't think that ever again tenkasu only in this house
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but like hisoka had a real good time teasing her when he could? love it. him going to visit shess at their house and running into her was like the highlight of my miki cr. minus when he told her he wouldn't talk to shess knowing he had already given shess his hisoka dreams. she would get so angry and feisty, and it amused him so much.
the determined loathing in her eye was like eating honey for him, sorry. when she jumped off the bike??? he loves it when people aren't afraid to get hurt for their goals. strong fighting spirits turn him on. rip.
if i had more time and we weren't doing all the gy quest stuff, hisoka definitely would have teased her about the two of them having a role.
like minato and akane, if miki had ever happened to want to go to hxh world, he would one hundred percent allow her because it's be fucking hilarious for him to watch. miki and bisky would get along!!!!
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minato's crush on hisoka IS SO FUNNY even if hisoka is like wait, you need to get more ripe first. CARD YOU BULLIED ME THE ENTIRE GAME!!!!!!!! I'M SO MAD. I HAD LITERALLY UNO FEAR PLAYING HISOKA AND THAT WAS MINATO AND WHETHER MINATO WOULD TRY TO INNOCENTLY SMOOCH HIM BC HE'S A DAMN MORON.
anyway, unfortunately for MY ASS, hisoka loved minato??? minato was his gon stand-in. he wasn't ever really trying to give stupid minato compliments or anything but his morals are just................ like that. he appreciated that minato could look death right in the face without flinching.
GOD HE LIKED THAT!!!
teasing minato by seeing how far minato would push himself to do the most wild things was just closes my eyes very intensely, even if hisoka was sitting in his damn gremlin corner grinning.
so yeah, he would definitely have let minato come to hxh world, but then probably made minato hang out with gon and killua to get stronger and learn nen. so then he could just randomly show up like he does in canon and make minato test his strength against him.
I HATE THAT MINATO ASKED HIM TO TEAM UP BY USING "FIGHTING AN IMMORTAL BEING" CARD YOU KILL ME FUCKING DEAD please stop because he 100% will. i can't believe instead of minato going to hxh world, hisoka is fucking going to p3 world get out of my life.
please don't show him persona. i'm begging you.
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i had zero fear of anyone or anything else because of YOU and MINATO
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if tsuru had lived not only would the game have been so much more cursed to hell and back, but hisoka and tsuru cr would have been REALLY EXTRA CURSED and maybe all they would do is fight and try to surprise each other.
i hate thaT???
hisoka is glad for tsuru keeping it a little interesting for him in the graveyard by fighting him. he is ........ unfortunately fond of the swords because they know how to give a good fight.
ANYWAY THIS WAS THE WORST PARTNERSHIP I'VE BEEN IN WITH YOU FRANCY IN MY LIFE. i never ever want to think of hisoka and tsuru cr ever again in my whole existence
he didn't have too much cr with namine thank god but their fucking ELEVATOR SHENANIGANS and the fact it helped solve a murder was the highlight of me stupidly making him waiting in the elevator for a prompt.
i can't tell if me or hisoka is glad that she got the sora plush out of his puzzle box no thanks to axel's memshare. but yeah. i still need to bully ty about roxas and looking like sora so thanks for reminding me.
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jk i'll brb i have to do julius first
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he was absolutely going to try to murder lune to see if he could take lune's place. like... LMAO 100% he was going to do a lune stab if he could have done it?? and he would have done it when lune appeared to stop minato and everyone was distracted. i'd have loved to fucking see the chaos that would have happened if he could've... kicks dirt but i'm glad he couldn't.
I'M SO SORRY GRANDPA WHY DID I PLAY SOMEONE WHO DIDNT CARE ABOUT GRANDPA. i suffered.
i don't want to write about lili BECAUSE UGH!!! i already told you she is big machi energy and she's absolutely his type of woman. "anna she's 17" he knows but he says whatever his nasty clown mouth wants to say to get a reaction.
i can't believe he checkmated her into going on a fucking date but i'm glad i got to see what it's like on the other side when it comes to interacting with an idiot tsundere. hisoka had a real good time. lili continued to exceed his expectations.
in the gy when she was super angry and he let her punch him, he was going to punch her back because that's fair when you're fighting he doesn't care if you're a girl, but then i didn't do it because i'm a puss and she was sad and things were happening.
but like just imagine hisoka punching back a 17 y/o upset girl it's fine
here's some extra cursed hisoka and lili content you're welcome goodbye
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i know we needed way more cr bc it was good, but BOY. when i kept joking about kurapika energy, i wasn't kidding. you're welcome mauyn. hisoka one hundred percent saw kurapika in julius, and i laughed every time he got amused about it.
he just loved that julius was so serious about everything?? and that he could say whatever he felt in his chaotic little heart at the time and julius would just be very :| about it and him in general. IT WAS SO GOOD. it's exactly why he sent the note to julius to see if what julius would do with the information. hisoka didn't know if the note would be censored or not, so he made it into a lil riddle.
also, hisoka almost gave the gun to julius instead of akane. i love that akane got it because it was hilarious and cola's flailing was hilarious, but i also wish hisoka (and i) could have seen what happened to the gun in julius' hands. :)
hisoka almost wants to see if he can needle julius into coming to hxh world, but figures it would be highly unlikely. julius is so business and duty, it seems like to him???
oh, and i almost forgot about ludger. :') thank you trav for letting the lown meet the lil bro. i'm going to have hisoka heckle him for it.
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it's fine, they're going to run into each other again when they both show up to help minato with his endgame final boss. god. it's fine,
PLEASE DO HECKLE ME ON ENDGAME ABOUT THE BABY can't believe ludger is going around doxxing julius at endgame after he put so much effort into appearing completely business and duty
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I WILL BULLY JULIUS ABOUT THE BABY he's so cute it's unfortunate i have to be in the skin of a nasty clown
kurapika trying to take care of gon and killua honestly
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